Quotes: We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything. -Thomas Edison One word you'll need is no. -Bette Davis Keep walking and keep smiling. -Tiny Tim Life is short. Live it up. -Nikita Khrushchev He who hesitates is poor. -Zero Mostel in The Producers Procrastination is the thief of time. Edward Young Anybody can be good in the country. Oscar Wilde Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use earplugs? -The Goon Show Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. -Mark Twain Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.-John F Kennedy Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. -AH Weiler In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king. -HG Wells Cowardly dogs bark loudest. -John Webster Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon. -Tommy Lasorda There is always room at the top. -Daniel Webster I have had just about all I can take of myself.-SN Behrman The ground flew up and hit me in the head.-Artemus Ward The way to be a bore is to say everything. -Voltaire There's a snake hidden in the grass. -Virgil In six pages I can't even say 'hello.'-James Michener Nothing spoils a good party like a genius. -Elsa Maxwell Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.-unknown Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -Pablo Picasso There is more to life than increasing its speed. -Gandhi The report of my death was an exaggeration. Mark Twain Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. -Mark Twain Nothing has yet been said that's not been said before. -Terence Why don't you write books people can read? -James Joyce's wife Nora Men are born to succeed, not to fail. -Henry David Thoreau You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first. -Unnamed executive The only thing I can't stand is discomfort. -Gloria Steinem Nothing is terrible except fear itself. -Francis Bacon Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. -Groucho Marx A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -Michael Winner I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. -Dorothy Parker Eat cheese or die. -Motto for Wisconsin Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.-Santayana A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. -Unknown Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. Robert Byrne Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. -Abba Eban It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. -Voltaire Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.-Phyllis Diller The superior man thinks always of virtue; the common man thinks of comfort.-Confucius Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is already full. -Henry Kissinger There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.Malcolm Forbes There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. -TH Huxley Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.-Will Rogers I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.Roger Moore There is only one success; to be able to spend your life in your own way. -Christopher Morley Never invest in anything that eats or needs repairing. -Billy Rose I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man. -Lev Trotzky The best revenge is to live long enough to be a problem to your children. -unknown Few forgive without a fuss. -Karen Elizabeth Gordon Always be smarter than the people who hire you. -Lena Horne My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. -Mark Twain It is much safer to be in a subordinate position than in one of authority. -Thomas a Kempis You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. WS Gilbert I phoned my dad to tell him I stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. Steven Pearl A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. EW Howe Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Garrison Keillor If you want a place in the sun, you must leave the shade of the family tree. -Osage Saying There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. -Adela Rogers st Johns If you want to be a writer, stop talking about it and sit down and write! -Jackie Collins You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.-Dolly Parton I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. -Robert Orben Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.-Anthony Burgess Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. -Dr Rob Gilbert Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. -Ann Landers This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel. -Horace Walpole Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid. -Hedy Lamarr One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. -Oscar Wilde I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. -Marylin Monroe What do women want? Shoes. -Mimi Pond So many beautiful women and so little time. -John Barrymore Put all your eggs in one basket and watch that basket! -Mark Twain Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid. -Basil King Gray hair is God's graffiti. -Bill Cosby You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do. Henry Ford Do what we can, summer will have its flies.-Emerson A wolf will never make war against another wolf.-George Herbert Home is where the heart is.-Pliny I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde I am not arguing with you. I am telling you. -James McNeill Whistler If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. -Unknown You can choose your friends, but you only have one mother. -May Shulman What is history but a fable agreed upon? -Napoleon Bonaparte The rabbit ejected from the top hat was a fake. - Karen Elizabeth Gordon While we read history we make history. -GW Curtis Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? -Dr Gonzo The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation. -Henry David Thoreau I would far rather feel remorse than know how to define it. -Thomas a Kempis Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat. -Fosdick I don't have any trouble parking. I drive a forklift. -Jim Samuels He who praises everybody praises nobody. -Samuel Johnson Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed. -Michael Pritchard People hate those who make them feel their own inferiority. -Lord Chesterfield I buy women shoes, and they use them to walk away from me. -Mickey Rooney Either this wallpaper goes or I do. - Oscar Wilde I learned the way a monkey learns; by watching its parents. -Queen Elizabeth II I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck. -LA Graffiti One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong. -Graffiti Do you follow me? Well, stop following me or I'll have you arrested. -Groucho Marx Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. -Berthold Brecht There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton restless. -Unknown Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. -Jules Renard Why should we take up farming when there are so many mongongo nuts in the world? -African Bushman